Like so many well-meaning fat guys before him, yesterday Senator Chris Dodd declared his intention to run.

Oh, wait. Run for President! Jeesh. Am I some shade of red!

Presumably, Dodd's chin will get the veep nod.

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In all seriousness, pundits are pegging Dodd's chances near slim -- the first time Dodd's been anywhere close to slim in years.

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Confidentially, Democratic advisors are saying that well-documented shenanigans of Dodd's decidedly plucky ex-wife, Molly, are likely to be an issue throughout his campaign.


Can you tell how seriously I'm taking the campaign of Dodd, above?

Analogcabin @ 8:17 AM
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