It's that time once again. What time?, you retardedly drool. Time for bloggers the web over to pretend like they're not begging for a Bloggie nomination by lamely camouflaging their pleas with cynicism, aloofness, and conveniently reciprocated plugs for other blogs. And to celebrate this great tradition, I'm proud to announce The Spoonbender.com's first annual Bloggie Hoggie awards, so named because it's vaguely insulting and it rhymes. To nominate a particularly grubby post, simply link to it in the comments. It's easy. I'll even start things off with this gem on Daily Kos.

For my money, any blogger that doesn't greet the news they've won a Bloggie by posting video of himself taking a shit on the award itself is the kind of fucking loser who can barely conceal his aspiration to someday meet Andy Dick.

And furthermore, why do you say "taking a shit" when you're really leaving one. I mean, it makes sense to use take in the phrase "taking a picture," for example, because in an abstract way you are kind of taking that image with you. But "taking a shit?" That's exactly what you're not doing.

Analogcabin @ 9:42 AM
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