Today the FDA issued a warning to users of the popular birth control patch Ortho Evra. "If you keep asking for it, you're going to get it," said spokeman Bill Pierce.

"If you're so horny that you can't take the wiener out of your mouth long enough to take a pill, well then we're just going to have to give you what you're begging for," continued Pierce. "There's only one treatment for what you've got, so we're prescribing it: the hot beef injection."

"And that beef, we can assure you, is FDA approved."


Birth control patches like Ortho Evra, above, are favored by horny little freaks, nude and totally begging for it from behind above, that can't remember to take a pill because they're so obsessed with penises.

Analogcabin @ 11:55 AM
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