The things I do for you people, day in and day out. I comb the news, searching for the kind of unique nuggets I can polish with the fine grit paper I call "wit and epithets" into beautiful, priceless gems of comedy. I then give you these gems, free of charge. Frankly, I think it's bullshit. You assholes don't deserve me.

But your family does! Don't forget that the gift-giving season is upon us. Buy your loved-ones The Spoonbender.com -branded merchandise by clicking "Buy a Souvenir" off to the left, and say to the world, "I love racist humor!"

Or just check out WULAD. It's funny today.

Analogcabin @ 3:16 PM
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