I've got a good idea, honey: let's put the kids on some kind of ridiculous airship... like a hang-glider, only big enough for both of them. I guess you're right -- they're only 11, so they'll need somebody to drive it. Maybe we can get somebody really old, like 70. And not a glider... let's get something harder to steer. What about a hot air balloon? That'd be perfect! Where to? I don't know -- let's just point them in the direction of that huge radio tower. I bet that'd get them outta the house long enough for us to try out that speculum your sister gave us last Columbus Day!

Analogcabin @ 1:04 PM
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