It's out of fear of seeming like a whimpering pinko that I bring this story to your attention. Apparently seven of the ne'er-do-wells released from the prison camp at Guantanamo Bay have returned to lives full of dastardly acts of violence, this despite having signed a legally binding agreements to be good forevermore. To that, I say for shame, my caramel-colored cuties, for shame.

What's better is that the Pentagon spokesman who released the information is named Flex Plexico.

"At least two are believed to have died in fighting in Afghanistan, and a third was recaptured during a raid of a suspected training camp in Afghanistan," said Plexico in a thundering baritone. "Others are at large"

Plexico's sidekick and sometime lover, Meat McGurdy, interjected, "Those agreements were notarized, people! We've got records!"


Army hero Flex Plexico instructs the very bad boys at Gitmo to put their heads down and think about what they've done.

Analogcabin @ 4:49 PM
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