When a three-year-old boy named Deontea who's attending an evening showing of the presumably R-rated Alien Vs. Predator with his parents chokes to death on popcorn, I'm forced to reconsider my decidedly not racist view of the behavior of black people in movie theaters and their alleged propensity for bringing their young children to films the content of which they're wholly unfit. At times, it's difficult to be so colorblind.

The punchline of all this is that they couldn't hear the boy's death throes while screaming, "Oooo! No you di'int!"

Analogcabin @ 1:59 PM
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