Since I've been giving it so much attention, I figured I might as well post the latest on the case of missing Utard Lori Hacking.

While medical student cum mattess enthusiast Mark Hacking remains in the University of Utah's mental ward, local police have focused their search efforts on an area landfill. When questioned about whether the change means that the operation has shifted from a missing person search to body recovery, police steadfastly denied it.

"Those unfamiliar with police work might think that bringing cadaver dogs to a landfill indicates that all hope is lost, and that we'll be lucky to find a jaw bone or hands with which we can identify her. It's simply not the case. Landfills are quite popular with the live and missing. Right now we have indications that Mrs. Hacking may have crafted a sort of igloo out of refuse, and that this all relates to a mania involving Fraggle Rock character Marjorie the Heap," said Utah State Trooper Jedediah Smith.

Analogcabin @ 10:07 AM
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