In a video released to Al Jazeera, a spokesman for a mysterious "terrorist organization" called the Rescue Group threatened to assassinate Abu Musab al-Zarqawi if he does not leave Iraq immediately. Al-Zarqawi is reputed to be Al Qaeda's Iraq operations chief.

The Rescue Group spokesman went on to threaten the life of Osama bin Laden unless he turns himself in to any American embassy on or before November 1, to pledge jihad against any Americans that give money to the infidels Kerry and Edwards, to demand NBC bring back Ed for a fourth season, and to wish Mary-Kate Olsen the best.

In other news, a green and white checkered table cloth went missing from the White House commissary today.

Analogcabin @ 3:29 PM
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