In a move that has shocked absolutely no one and climbing, a pair of "radical environmentalists" in Norway have been arrested for having sex on stage at an outdoor music festival. Luckily, local band The Cumshots were on hand to provide a nice soundtrack to the pair's daring doggystyle performance, which the couple later claimed was merely a ruse to raise awareness for the destruction of the rainforests.

Nothing shouts environmental responsibility like a couple of horny Norwegians screwing on stage and whose website, "Fuck for Forest", is a further extension of the pair's noble crusade to "reach their goals through porn". Right, and Michael Jackson puts roofies in Kool-Aid to raise awareness for breast cancer research.

You know, looking back, I guess it was awfully foolish of us to think that all those Phish fans were just going to go away.


Phish bassist Mike Gordon, when not luring 9 year-old girls into secluded boat houses, enjoys fucking Norwegian girls onstage for the benefit of the environment.

Mathis @ 5:21 PM
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