This weekend, as a memorial to America's soldiers, those living and those dead, I had two bratwurst, two Italian sausages, one and a half grilled cheeseburgers, two steaks, a Burger King bacon double cheeseburger, two large Burger King French fries, a large McDonald's French fries, six chicken McNuggets, a McDonald's double cheeseburger, french toast, six Swift Premium Brown and Serve sausages, a bagel, a small Dairy Queen Blizzard containing cookie dough and Reese's Pieces, two baked potatoes with sour cream, a number of shrimp, cheddar and other cheeses with crackers, chips and dip, two pieces of cake, a large chocolate chip cookie, approximately ten Corona beers, eight Guinness beers, two glasses of wine, a glass of port, a glass of Jack Daniels sour mash over ice, two cigars, and a number of soft drinks.

I am a patriot.

Analogcabin @ 7:15 AM
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