Last week the FBI issued a warning to law enforcement agencies nationwide suggesting they be on the look out for booby-trapped floating material in marinas and seaways. They went on to qualify the warning with the statement that there is "no intelligence terrorists are planning to or want to do this."

So in the tradition of that, I'd like to offer you all a warning: Be on the lookout for the release of a completely hot anal sex tape featuring myself, Marilu Henner, and Marg Helgenberger. There is, of course, no evidence that implies said tape's release or that said tape exists, but be on the lookout.

One note: I give the anal in the said tape, should it exist.

Analogcabin @ 7:13 AM
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