It looks like we'll have to wait a while longer for Live Aid 2: Live AIDS.

U2 frontman Bono was in the news today denying rumors that he and the inexplicably famous Bob Geldof are planning a second Live Aid to fight AIDS. When asked why no concert, Bono said, "AIDS and hunger are totally different. You can't go without eating, but you can certainly live without bareback anal. You might not want to, I certainly wouldn't, but you can do it."

The first Live Aid concert, in 1985, eradicated hunger in Africa.

But lest you despair, that the completely irrelevant Bono is in the news at all proves that charity isn't totally dead, at least on the part of the media.


Bono, left, prepares to receive a handjob from Quincy Jones, center, while Bob Geldof, right, watches.

Analogcabin @ 11:23 AM
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