As a nation, I think we've all grown up a lot since the days of Michael Keating can-do campfest Gung Ho. What I mean to say is that I don't think I'm raining on any parades by saying that the war's over, people, and the Empire of the Sun won. They make cars better than we do -- just ask anyone that's ever experience the unbridled resale value of a Civic. By any scientific measure (liter of doodie/released title) their porn is way hotter. While we suffer Super Millionaire silently, they continue to break new game show ground. They're even catching on to the baseball thing.

So what's their secret? Consider this: American students that write letters in blood do it in their bedrooms with Issues on repeat after their parents won't buy them tickets to Ozzfest. Japanese students write letters in blood in their high school's faculty lounge after they fall asleep in class.

Analogcabin @ 7:04 AM
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