For some, fame means never having to make reservations. For others, it's getting rimmed by a very stoned Winona Ryder in an Alfonso Ribeiro mask. For me, it's being called an ass kisser by Hollywood's Honeypot™ -- Tiffany A. Stone.

And to you, Tiffany: I'm only anonymous until you discover me in your hamper wearing nightvision goggles with a mouthful of socks.

Analogcabin @ 6:40 AM
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