CNN reports that GlaxoSmithKline is poised to release a "racier, more direct" ad campaign for their dick-hardening agent Levitra. The first ad features the crazy-eyed and no doubt cum-drunk brunette whore below addressing the audience directly:

Hey there, Mr. Softy. Bet you'd like to get some of this, wouldn't you? Well, I don't know about most women, but I'm not into pushing the goofy, if you know what I mean. I like my cocks hard, so get Levitra. And remember: if I wanted an overcooked piece of linguine in my ass, I'd go to the Olive Garden.

Analogcabin @ 9:01 AM
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