I'll admit that I'm no expert in carjacking. But I can say with certainty that a three foot sword is a shitty choice of weapon for getting the job done. The problem is that the sword is going to be very difficult to brandish menacingly through the window. Like I said, I'm no expert, but if there's one thing you need to be able to do in a carjacking, it's brandish menacingly.

Now choosing the sword when you've got all kinds of your dad's other properly-registered weaponry on you, like rifles, shotguns, handguns, and knives? That's just not thinking.

Kids today.

Analogcabin @ 8:32 AM
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