If there's one thing Kraft Foods is concerned with, it's you -- the fat-bodied consumer. In a move that, if not in direct response to, is at least inspired by a recent lawsuit filed over the human inflation potential of Oreos, the company has announced smaller single serving packages. This is a perfect example of the market responding to the stupid consumer's demands, as articulated by conscienceless lawyers filing on behalf of easily-led fatties who are angry they can't get dates. Bob Kraft, CEO of Kraft Industries International, said, "Awesome. We get to charge the same for fewer Oreos, and act like we're doing the world a favor."

Analogcabin @ 9:22 AM
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