Like so many well-meaning fat guys before him, yesterday Senator Chris Dodd declared his intention to run.
Oh, wait. Run for President! Jeesh. Am I some shade of red!
Presumably, Dodd's chin will get the veep nod.
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In all seriousness, pundits are pegging Dodd's chances near slim -- the first time Dodd's been anywhere close to slim in years.
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Confidentially, Democratic advisors are saying that well-documented shenanigans of Dodd's decidedly plucky ex-wife, Molly, are likely to be an issue throughout his campaign.
Can you tell how seriously I'm taking the campaign of Dodd, above?
Oh, wait. Run for President! Jeesh. Am I some shade of red!
Presumably, Dodd's chin will get the veep nod.
-RIMSHOT-
In all seriousness, pundits are pegging Dodd's chances near slim -- the first time Dodd's been anywhere close to slim in years.
-RIMSHOT-
Confidentially, Democratic advisors are saying that well-documented shenanigans of Dodd's decidedly plucky ex-wife, Molly, are likely to be an issue throughout his campaign.
Can you tell how seriously I'm taking the campaign of Dodd, above?