The Spoonbender

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

A quick scan of CNN this morning reveals more optimism from Iraq. Here's the headline:

triangle

How bad are things if luck ran out in the Triangle of Death? I mean, "Triangle of Death" doesn't sound very lucky to me in the first place. "Triangle of Found Twenties" sounds lucky. So does "Triangle of Surprise Blowjobs." If the luck ran out in the Triangle of Death, what are they going to call it now? The "Triangle of Splinters Underneath Fingernails, Then Death?"