While we Americans are concerned with our various colonies' untameable natives, our various submerged cities, and our various indicted politicians, the Japanese are taking the fuck over.

To wit: that wiley Tojo just photographed a giant squid. You heard me right. A giant fucking squid -- the arch-enemy of Captain Nemo and the Sea Serpent, and the sea-going cousin of the Sasquatch and Chupacabra.

While our priorities are elsewhere, what next? Will they invent the perpetual motion or the fuckable slot machine?


The giant squid, above -- an American dream, a Japanese reality.