When I see the headline Noxious Haze Chokes Malaysia, all I can say is, "What else is new?" I mean, it's fucking Malaysia. How about this stunning headline: Middle-Aged German Weiner Chokes Preteen Malaysian Hooker. Or how about: Disgusting Malaysian Bottomfeeding Fish Dish Chokes, Gives Explosive Diarrhea to 'Adventurous Diner.'


Helmets and masks can't protect Malaysians, above, from the hell they call home.