Haroon Aswat, above, is the
British national suspected of trying to set up terrorist training camps in the United States. He's also super ugly. I mean, look at that nose and those teeth. What an ugly person. And what a name -- Haroon Aswat. How many times do you think he's been called Baboon Asswad in his life? I'll bet it's a lot.

Seriously, with a face like that, who needs training to terrorize people?