When you hear about a woman who was arrested in California for driving a Toyota Corolla with nine people in it, including two children in the trunk, I know what pops into your head: Must be a Mexican.

Well, you're wrong. It's racist to assume that the only people who overload their crappy cars with passengers are Mexicans. The woman's name is Lavern Dunlap, and that's obviously a black name. A Mexican would be named something like Poncho Cruz or Maria Enchilada.