The downside of North Korea's claim that they have nuclear weapons is that, with a little luck and the right wind, they could take me out. The upside is that then I wouldn't have to suffer through the inevitable live coverage of this.


Britain's Prince Charles, above left, pictured with his tampon wielding whore. Now I'm no clotheshorse, but that's a pretty rad suit. Being an impotent figurehead of a failing empire has it's privileges.