If there's one thing bloggers like to do more than feel superior and not fact check, it's retire. That's why I'm taking this news with a pillar of salt.

That said, TMFTML has been a favorite, an inspiration, and a beacon of cred in a foggy morass of the opposite of cred. He also did us a couple of favors, what with the linking and the blowjobs and all that.

Reservoir, TMFTML. Sleep the sleep of the prostate-milked.