Exhale, America, because I've returned.

I'd like to thank The American Mastadon for filling in, and to commend him on a fine, fine job. Especially that last bit about Pesticans. So rich.

There'll be more later, but until please enjoy this Epinions Review of Drakkar Noir. The author's nutshell:

Pros: Great smell, "comes back", very sexual for women, covers anything, not too costly...
Cons: ...but costly enough to make it a treat!
The Bottom Line: This is a lady-killer, and something you really won't mind becoming part of your essence and that of your possessions.

So true.