As it does for so many of the defeated, delusional, and depressing, Denny Kucenny's road to defeat ends today in Detroit. It is there that he'll admit defeat and endorse the Kerry/Edwards ticket.

He's been out of the running and, therefore, out of the limelight for months, so we haven't had the pleasure of seeing much the ladies' man cum candidate, but it's nice to see he's no worse for the wear.


That stringy hair, those colorless lips, the shiny and dappled skin....