Obviously I'm not going to be the only one to say it, but holy fucking shit. Whether she's guilty of having sex with her 14-year-old student remains to be determined, but the jury has already returned a guilty verdict on the charges of being totally fucking hot.

Is it weird to be 29 and want to trade places with an eighth grader that isn't Frankie Muniz?


Debra Beasley Lafave, above, is accused of giving one of her students her A, and a nation of grown men wept.