The Spoonbender

Tuesday, January 06, 2004

If I felt as though people who spell the name Alicia with E's were trustworthy, I'd feel terrible for Elecia Battle. I don't, so it's not an issue. Still, I can think of only a couple of things worse than losing a lottery ticket worth $162 million, and all of them involve my urethra and Cholula brand hot sauce.