I just saw The Matrix: Revolutions, and I can think of few pieces of shit grander or more smelly. Honestly, people, can you really tell me that in 2003 you can include a scene-ending close-up of your movie's villain cackling as something other than a gag?

So there are these two brothers that'll never make another good movie and one of them is going to get a sex change, and now I've got to hear about them for the next 40 years. Terrific.