As I prepare to return to my ancestral home for Thanksgiving, I was inspired to publicly give thanks that I'm not Glen Campbell.
It has been widely reported that Campbell was arrested for "extreme drunk driving" at 5 pm yesterday, lending merit to rumors that Campbell followed up his hit CBS series The Glen Campbell Goodtime Hour with The Glen Campbell Goodtime Happy Hour. He was once a lineman for the county, now, sadly, he can't even walk a line.
As an expression of my thanks for not being Glen Campbell, I plan to record song parodies over the holiday. They will include "Wichita Wine-man," "Wine-stone Cowboy," and "By the Time I Get To Phoenix (Jail, I'll Be Drunker Than a Fucking Monkey.)"
Perhaps I'll post over the holiday and perhaps I won't. Enjoy it, unless you're not American, in which case you should kiss my red, white, and blue ass.
It has been widely reported that Campbell was arrested for "extreme drunk driving" at 5 pm yesterday, lending merit to rumors that Campbell followed up his hit CBS series The Glen Campbell Goodtime Hour with The Glen Campbell Goodtime Happy Hour. He was once a lineman for the county, now, sadly, he can't even walk a line.
As an expression of my thanks for not being Glen Campbell, I plan to record song parodies over the holiday. They will include "Wichita Wine-man," "Wine-stone Cowboy," and "By the Time I Get To Phoenix (Jail, I'll Be Drunker Than a Fucking Monkey.)"
Perhaps I'll post over the holiday and perhaps I won't. Enjoy it, unless you're not American, in which case you should kiss my red, white, and blue ass.