Sometimes it's wonderful when life imitates art. For example, when a college co-ed, nubile and glistening with dew, reenacts Emanuelle during her year abroad. Other times, it's terrible. Like today, when Disneyland's runaway train thrill ride Big Thunder Railroad became a runaway runaway train kill ride.

Ten people were wounded and one man was killed. Once can only hope he finds peace among the happy haunts of The Haunted Mansion.