Continuing with yesterday's mysteriously dead animal theme, CNN reports that Chilean scientists are baffled by an unidentifiable mass of "decomposing lumpy, grey flesh" that's washed ashore on some beach.

So I guess we know where Liza and her new hubby are honeymooning! [RIMSHOT!]

But seriously, ladies and gentlemen, let's hope those Chilean scientists figure it out before it gets too Chile! [RIMSHOT!]

But seriously, ladies and gentlemen, the story reminded me of the Exploding Whale Video. It was, I think, the first non-pornographic video I ever downloaded off this crazy thing called the internet. Many followed, but this one holds a special place in my heart.